I would buy it too. I'd step over you to be the first to buy it and then hang the game in front of you and be all like "NEENER NEENER NEENER!" and run away giggling...until you catch up, tackle me, and draw snakeys all over my flesh with a sharpie.
minus the frog hat, that reminds me of Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios this year. They had a house that was called Scary Tales and when you enter one room, Alice is just covered in blood and eating away at the mouse's intestines and it was the lights were strobing and it was really fun to watch.